So You're going Camping in the BWCA.

You said “yes” to a Boundary Waters Canoe Area (BWCA) trip, picturing peaceful paddles across glassy lakes, starlit skies, and the occasional majestic moose sighting. What no one told you? The relentless mosquitoes, the soul-testing portages, and the very real possibility of waking up to a raccoon rummaging through your food pack.

Welcome to the most brutally honest and hilarious guide to BWCA canoe camping—a book that delivers the reality behind the wilderness fantasy. Drawing from years of experience (and mild suffering), Ronan Blaschko takes you on a journey through the joys, misadventures, and outright absurdities of canoe camping. Whether you’re a first-timer wondering what you’ve signed up for or a seasoned paddler nodding along in recognition, this book blends humor, storytelling, and practical advice into an engaging, laugh-out-loud read.

Inside, you’ll find:

✅ Route recommendations that balance adventure with sanity

✅ Packing lists that prioritize survival over trendy gear

✅ Canoeing wisdom (like why aluminum canoes are floating anvils)

✅ Wildlife encounters—from bears to the bloodthirsty mosquito mafia

✅ Campfire cooking tips (because nobody came here to play ‘Top Chef’)

More than just a guide, this is a book for anyone who’s ever suffered through a soggy sleeping bag, questioned their life choices halfway through a portage, or found unexpected magic in the chaos of the wild. Get ready for an adventure filled with sarcasm, survival tips, and just enough encouragement to convince you that, yes—you should still go.